There. I fixed it.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 12/04/2018 at 21:36 • Filed to: None

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Took me all of 5 goddamn minutes. Chevy, ARE YOU LISTENING?

Spanfeller is a twat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/04/2018 at 21:44

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But... you made it a lot shorter....

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/04/2018 at 21:44

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Dog I dunno how to tell you, but you most certainly did not fix it. It’s just as bad as before.

shop-teacher > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/04/2018 at 21:45

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THANK YOU!

I still don't like the design, but least it doesn't look like a damn cartoon anymore.

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/04/2018 at 21:46

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well done.

boredalways > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/04/2018 at 21:50

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GM doesn't listen.  They never listen.

Urambo Tauro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/04/2018 at 21:53

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Does this mean it has a smaller engine now?

blacktruck18 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/04/2018 at 21:55

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Chevy needs to do a Black Appearance package like Ram does . It can help hide the ugly.

That being sad I don’t think the regular Ram is too bad ... the grill Rebel on the other hand is pretty atrocious.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Urambo Tauro 12/04/2018 at 21:57

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Even wit h the shorter deck you could still house a family of four in there, so no.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/04/2018 at 22:13

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Have you seen the inside of that engine bay?

You could fit a family of four in there without removing the engine . And that’s with the 6.2!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/04/2018 at 22:18

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Now it only eats small children

Mercedes Streeter > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/04/2018 at 22:31

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Looks like a reboot of the first gen Colorado. I dig it.

wafflesnfalafel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/04/2018 at 22:41

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the original version kind of reminds me of a Big Mac....

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > wafflesnfalafel 12/04/2018 at 22:47

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Fitting. Both are products of American excess.

shop-teacher > Spanfeller is a twat 12/04/2018 at 22:52

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Good!

7:07 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/04/2018 at 23:14

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It’s funny because the original version looks like a bloated ‘shop of your version.  Pretty telling of how disproportionate GM’s design is.

FatherMcKenzie > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/04/2018 at 23:17

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I mean, you improved it a lot, but to really *fix* it one would need a flamethrower of some sort.

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/05/2018 at 00:00

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Well, that’s a good start anyway.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/05/2018 at 00:22

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Meanwhile, in Australia...we have the answer...

And yes I know this is a GMC Denali but the same principle applies...

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 12/05/2018 at 02:03

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Apparently it’s getting a new 6.6 motor from Navistar.

Tristan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/05/2018 at 02:06

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Slightly less horrible, but still horrible.

pip bip - choose Corrour > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/05/2018 at 02:27

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fucking horrible

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 12/05/2018 at 03:04

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Welp, guess they can only have one kid before moving up to the 2500 then!

boxrocket > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/05/2018 at 06:17

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Improved, but not fixed.